A Full-On Fairy Tale

This story started five years ago when I shared the following in a blog post:

July 2020: In a few short days, I will join the millions of people who live and thrive in the sexagenarian decade. I’ll be wandering into the land of early bird specials and receiving Medicare postcards in the mail. I’m not very nervous looking over the edge.

I had, however, hoped to celebrate on a grand scale. I had wanted to travel to Europe and take a picturesque river cruise; I wanted to watch my 50s bobbing in the wake behind me. I wanted to kick off the joy that the new adventures of this decade hold.

But of course, that’s off. With COVID and two more months of cancer treatment, I’m not going anywhere. The best-case scenario is that I’m on those shores within a year or two.

Well, it took a little longer, but it finally happened. Flying to Amsterdam on the 4th of July, we eventually arrived at the boat that would take us down the Rhine River.

First, we had a day to happily meet up with one of my oldest friends and her husband, who would join the cruise, and we spent the afternoon strolling the Dutch canals and having coffee and cake (and maybe a beer) by one of the many bridges.

It was extraordinary to walk past Anne Frank’s home (it was too crowded in the front to take a photo), but we saw the Westerkerk church; the same church which rang the bells Anne heard every day from her hiding place.

The trip was eight days, and we visited six cities. It’s too much to share it all, but there were some highlights.

My favorite moments might include slowly cruising down the UNESCO World Heritage portion of the Rhine, which showcases over 40 castles scattered on the hillsides. That evening, we also walked up a zig-zaggy steep (!) incline to reach the Rheinstein Castle, built in the 1300s, and have a glass of champagne there. How does one convey enchanting in German? Der Zauber or Die Magie.

One day, I had the delicious opportunity to try an authentic quiche Lorraine at lunch in an open-air cafe in Strasbourg. I had a view of the magnificent Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Strasbourg. In fact, we toured it right before lunch, and saw its famed astronomical clock, which was rebuilt for the third time in 1842.

Certain parts move once a day and others more frequently. It calculates time and dates, and shows the current positions of the planets and a lunar globe showing the phases of the moon. It has three panels representing the three Fates. I had to snap a photo of the skeleton looking down as he represents the finite passage of time (Death) which includes a figurine of a baby and an old man passing in front of it every 15 minutes.

Mind-blowing. I could have stood there all day and still seen new things.

And on my actual birthday (yes, I’m 65 now) we walked the medieval streets of Colmar, France. I entered a patisserie and ordered a delicious layered cream pastry to celebrate. As a devotee of Christmas (apparently, they have a huge seasonal Christmas market and year-round stores there) I walked the streets feeling like I was walking in the middle of a Dept. 56 Christmas village display (minus the snow) and I purchased ornaments at La Magie de Noel. I can’t wait to hang them in five months. Oh, one ornament I actually bought in Heidelberg.

Which brings me to a funny story. We had a tour guide in every city. In Heidelberg, her name was Melanie(!) We sort of hit it off, so when she needed to leave us briefly to retrieve some delicious German chocolates for us, she handed me the flag and pronounced that I was in charge (for about three minutes!) I took my responsibility very seriously.

I guess I have one more funny story too. We had received books last Christmas about Germany and European travel. One of the book’s titles was “German Men Sit Down to Pee” (and other Insights into German Culture). Well, we were in Koblenz, Germany (just an hour south of Cologne) and I needed to use the restroom. It was in a small hall in a public building. I opened the door and realized immediately that there were two interior doors–one left and one right. Unfortunately, the one on the right stood wide open, and there was a man standing, and…yep. As I rushed to the door on the left, my first thought was, German men do NOT sit while they pee! In fact, the very same “situation” happened to my friend in another city.

All of it was like being inside a fairy tale. I almost made it to the Black Forest (a staple in a good fairy tale), but plans changed. Upon my return, a friend asked, “Did it meet your expectations?” Understandably, I think she thought that five years is a long time to hold on to such impossibly high expectations.

My answer was instantaneous. YES. Exploring cities, riding bikes, the boat gliding past cows and goats (and occasional industrial sites) — the answer will always be Yes! I was so grateful to fulfill my wish that I took everything in. Even after five long years, the trip exceeded my expectations.

I understand that there are travelers out there much more seasoned than I. They take incredible adventures. Me? Not to other continents, really. This was a gift; a gift to see the cobblestones of some genuine history. We learned so much about the Netherlands, Germany and France.

Since childhood, I have always been drawn to fairy tales, and now I got to briefly live in one.

Le Petit-France District
Moon Over the Rhine

28 responses to “A Full-On Fairy Tale”

  1. Oh Melanie, I’m so glad you made it there, enjoyed it completely, and are sharing it with us!! 💞I hope that you’ll share more photos and stories, so we can savor this fantastic Fairy Tale as well. 🥰 I felt so happy reading this.

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    1. Wow, Rose. Thanks. ❤️❤️ Your comment made my day!! I love that you felt happiness while reading it. It was a fulfilling journey in every way. It makes me very happy, too. 😊

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  2. I’m so happy that you had the chance to live in a fairly tale, and it was probably all the sweeter having had to wait for it. All of your adventures there sound absolutely wonderful! Thanks for sharing them with us. Like you, I’ve always been drawn to fairy tales and would love to take a trip like this –

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    1. Thanks so much, Beth. Maybe it was the wait that sweetened everything because I’m still riding a kind of high. I think also, I know that it may well be a once in a lifetime trip and so I’m going to hold onto every moment. Please grab the opportunity if you can, for someone who also loves fairy tales, it just doesn’t get any better! 😊

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  3. What a wonderful way to describe your trip- as a fairy tale! I’m sure this trip was made all the more sweeter after having lived through COVID and cancer. Welcome to the Medicare year! Keep making (taking?) these adventures- it’s what keeps us young!
    Just wondering … did you point out to the German man relieving himself that he was doing it incorrectly according to your travel guide?😂

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    1. Haha, I retreated to the ladies’ room as fast as I could! Thanks, Pam, for your always wise words. As we age, we have to keep saying yes to things; or we will slow down. 💕

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  4. I love fairy tales and this one is simply magical, Melanie!

    Years ago, Cliff and I took a Rhine cruise, very scenic and relaxing. It was on this cruise or perhaps in another venue, someone asked Cliff, “Do you speak German?” When he said ‘No,’ the speaker remarked, “Could you at least try?” We’re guessing this person was prompted to inquire because Cliff has Germanic features: blond hair and deep-set blue eyes. His mother’s maiden name is Koethe, for heaven’s sake.

    Rejoice that you are in the best decade yet. In my 70s, I wrote my first memoir and moved to the home of my dreams. You are on a roll, my friend. :-D

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    1. Oh, I love that story, Marian! Thanks for sharing. And I’ve seen photos of Cliff; he absolutely has Germanic features! Too funny. And I love that you are proof that the best is yet to come! What a lovely message. ❤️😊

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  5. Oh, this is magical! I love your amazing pictures and stories. Still laughing about German men standing to pee. Oh no!

    “Exploring cities, riding bikes, the boat gliding past cows and goats (and occasional industrial sites) — the answer will always be Yes!” Love your enthusiasm, Melanie!! Awesome!! Congratulations and happy birthday!

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    1. Haha, I certainly learned new things while I was there, Wynne! It was magical and special and inspiring and my heart is full. Truly. I feel so lucky to have had the experience. Thanks for the birthday wishes!!

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  6. Are you a writer or something? Nothing like a plot twist to liven things up. I’m so happy that you and your husband were able to enjoy this magnificent experience. Way to go, kid! Listen, Melanie, I’m 66, so you’re just a kid to me. 😊

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    1. That is why I like writing non-fiction, Pete! It can have more plot twists than fiction! But seriously, thanks for your well wishes, and it’s great to be back with my “elders.” 😂😂

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  7. Whoa my goodness! Thank you for taking us along, dear Melanie! Right into your magical, fairy tale cruise! Love, love, love the photos. Definitely a journey I’d like to take some time! Xo! 🥰❤️🥰

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    1. You are so sweet! The scenery inspired all those photos (and trust me, there are many more, haha) I’m glad you enjoyed them. I was super lucky to do this and I’m always going to carry the magic with me. It meant so much. And YES! You should take that journey too; its history and beauty and mysticism would definitely spark a future novel! Thanks, Vicki. Xo 🥰❤️🥰

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      1. Big hugs!!! Big, big hugs! 🥰❤️🥰

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  8. That’s amazing, so glad you got to see so many amazing places and have all these experiences!

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    1. Thanks, Pooja. I’m just really, really happy I had the chance.

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      1. Yeah, that’s definitely something to be grateful for!

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  9. Oh wow Melanie, trip of a lifetime. I always wanted to try a river cruise. I’m glad you had your fairytale trip, and happy birthday! Thanks for sharing a slice of your experience with us. 🧡

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    1. Thanks, Debby. It was a magical experience for me and I’m positive you would experience the same feelings. You would let it all in like I did. 😊 Thanks for my birthday wishes, too! I don’t feel old, hahaha. xo 💕

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      1. You’re as old as you allow yourself to feel. Take it all in! 💜

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  10. A belated happy birthday to you, Melanie! What a fabulous fairy tale cruise you had. Visiting six cities in eight days sound wonderful. The astronomical clock is amazing. I would love to see that. We traveled on the part of the Rhine River in Germany. On another Europe trip, we went to Amsterdam and visited the Anne Frank’s home. Your photos are precious. I’m sure you have more funny stories to share. I’m glad you played the tour guide for three minutes.

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    1. Thank you, Miriam! It was a big birthday, and my heart is full that I celebrated exactly how I wanted to. I saw castles, traveled by water, experienced out-of-the-blue moments like with Melanie, the tour guide, hahaha. I shopped in stores where no one spoke English and I did just fine. I’m glad that one funny story made you laugh. 😏 I’ll try and think of more. Thanks so much, Miriam! ❤️

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  11. How wonderful, Melanie! ❤️ I’m happy to hear you celebrated your birthday exactly the way you wanted it.

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